- Anti Joke

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

No your aunties a joke

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

this website is a bad joke

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

You idiot.

I have cancer. And you're next.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."