Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you A*Beep*SSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! *slams door* Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Barack Obama is a good president.

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

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What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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