- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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