- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Barack Obama is a good president.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you call a black man? Rob

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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