Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

womens rights

Why are they the "living" daylights?

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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