- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

school homewrok

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

Knock Knock. Doors open

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

guess what? bannanas

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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