- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

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