- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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