- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

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