How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

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What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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