- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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