- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

the economy.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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