- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

So a bar walks into a man...

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

women's rights.

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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