- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

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