- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

a black is sexuel but a white nothin without a car.i mean im nothin i dont have a car i mean realy where do you get a car?its awesome but stupid.

2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

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Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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