What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

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A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

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What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

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Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

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Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

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OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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i like turtles

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what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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