- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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