- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

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How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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