- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

you will like this because i am black.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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