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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

Boxing on Boxing Day

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Weaner

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Peas

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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