- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

roses are red poo is poo

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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