- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

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