- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Get on the boat.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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