i'm hard

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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What's brown an sticky Shit

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

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how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

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A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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