Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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civil rights

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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