Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Matt is a Duster!

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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