Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

You know whats annoying? Steve

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

deez nuts

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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