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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Knock knock. Its open.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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