Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

A girl asks her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Rose?" "Because when you were 1 day old a rose petal landed on your head." Another girl asked her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Daisy?" "Because when you were 1 day old a daisy landed on your head" "alualualualalughghphphpphphp" "Shut up fridge"

Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Anti Joke

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