- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

Go away still nothing to see

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

whats hairy and crys your mom

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

Women outside of the kitchen.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

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