- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

my penis

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

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