- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

Justin Bieber

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

No your aunties a joke

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Anti Jokes = Drained

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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