- Anti Joke

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.