hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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