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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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