How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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