- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is at the dentists. The dentists says, "Oh my, your teeth are terrible!" The man says, "Yes I know. I am addicted to Meth".

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Small Penis.

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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