- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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