- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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