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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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