- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didnt Tim Tebow go to church? He had practice half an hour before the service was scheduled to start, and to do both was impossible and missing practice would have resulted in disciplinary action from both his coaches and his teammates.

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

Why did the boy engage in oral sex with the other boy. He was a hormonal homosexual.

A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Micheal Curran...that is all.

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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