Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

this website is a bad joke

Anti Joke

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