What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

A hill billy went fishing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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