- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

why does the man appear fat he is

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

woman's rights

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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