- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

whos on the right track? lady gaga

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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