a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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jews

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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Anti Joke

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