What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Apple hates Blackberry.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

What do u call a cripple Biv

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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