Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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Listen Nero, I understand now that this is your real name, actually I know where you live thanks to the good old phonebook... ...My order is fully based on respecting and treating all living beings equally and focusing on actually putting old notions such as Gods and superstition away in order to strengthen humankind`s belief in itself and others. As for Nerometal, well, that was one of my... Lesser followers, I assure you they have been taken care off, they will not be bothering you ever again. What would it take for you to forgive our transgressions? Money? Power? Ask and you shall receive, as far as your identity goes, you shall have it back and I shall use another site in the future.

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Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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hello anomonous

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Denard Robinson

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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