what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

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