What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

thumb_up thumb_down -5

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

thumb_up thumb_down -5

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

thumb_up thumb_down -5

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

thumb_up thumb_down -5

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

thumb_up thumb_down -5

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

You tell me. I have amnesia.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops