what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

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What is long hard and woody? A tree.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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