- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

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