If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

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Anti Joke

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