What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

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Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

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Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

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A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

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Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

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Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

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I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

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Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

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Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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A house comes around the corner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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