- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Adam Chebali is awesome

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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