- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

A guy at a baseball game....

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

whos on the right track? lady gaga

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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