- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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