Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

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Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

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A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

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http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/resources/2008/04/Deer_mating2.jpg

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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What's white and gluey Glue

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Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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why does the man appear fat he is

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Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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