- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

What is better than tissues? Correct!

What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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