- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

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