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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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