whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

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A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

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