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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

antonio has a penis head.lol

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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