a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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