What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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George W. Bush

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How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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