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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Robin, get in the car, please.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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