- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

Chlamydia

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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