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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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