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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

What is white and black and red all over.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

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