Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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catlin: hi Thomas: shut up bich 12 assssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssl;

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Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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