- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? A tragic drowning victim. And later, food for sharks, probably.

God and Allah are having a metaphysical picnic, God says to his fellow deity: "Why do you think so many humans have been killed in our names?" Allah muses upon this for a moment and replies: "Because they think we exist."

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

knock knock i have diarrhea

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

speak now or forever hold your pee

Phew... it's gone.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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