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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

There were three brothers. Big, Harry and Dick. They were walking along the road and were all instantly killed by a drunk driver. Their names were never mentioned and their story was used as a promotion for the seriousness of drunk driving and should not be taken lightly.

A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

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