- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

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