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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

A Chinese man fails a math test

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish