- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

how man

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

woman's lacrosse

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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