- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

womans rights...

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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