The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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