- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

knock knock who's there? faith

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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