- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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