Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack edition. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And then does not even have four quarters to his name.

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Why is the Holocaust/Worm in your apple joke the highest rated joke on Anti Jokes? Most of the viewers of this website clicked on a thumbs up symbol directly below the joke, which by the coding of this website triggered an algorithm that caused the number adjacent to this thumbs up button to increase and also caused the joke to appear higher on the list of most popular jokes.

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Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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Barack Obama is a good president.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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Knock knock, COME IN!

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

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Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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