cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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Knock Know! Come in!

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Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

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What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

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Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

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How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

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Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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