What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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