- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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