- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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