- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

What red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

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