You know whats annoying? Steve

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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