- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

What city likes baseball the most? New York

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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