What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

what do you call a sick eagle illegal

what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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