A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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