- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

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