- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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