- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

Knock Knock. Doors open

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

school homewrok

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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