What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

The chickens have become self-aware!

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

I'm Coming

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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