- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

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