Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

Bryson got a concussion...he died

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

Poop

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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