- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

were at work systems r down

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

What are annoying? Ads.

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

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