Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Dwarf Shortage

autistic kids rock

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

13 =B you just learned something

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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