knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

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A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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*Knock knock* I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

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In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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I dunno, I dont grade love, I want to see you, touch you, bang you (sorry for not having the guts to use a nicer word, but I am tired and that is what I have in me now) And while that makes me sound like some hippy, I am very fucking picky about who I spend time with, and when. And I got no male friends, waste of time, why spend time with guys when I can spend time with chicks. Excuse me, just need my meds, speaking of sincerity, yeah I use medications, wont tell you what, but its well, not for my "mental disorders" I was born crazy, and I am going to die like I live: INSANE.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

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