How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

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Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. okay? Why did the chicken cross the road? why? because its motor skills allowed it to cross. dude, seriously? What did Jimmy's grandmother get him for Christmas? What?. Nothing she died two years ago. that's horrible. When did she die? On his birthday. Dude, stop! Wait how did she die? Fine, How? She was driving down the road and swerved to miss a chicken. oh. And what did she hit? UGGG What? Thankfully not me. because I wasn't the tree. :0 oooooooooooooh

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

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What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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