What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

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Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

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What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

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What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

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One time i was sitting down

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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