a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

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Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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