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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

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