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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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