- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

race-car = rac-ecar

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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