I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

an american walks out of a strip club.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

You sick fiend

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

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