Boner

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A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

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You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

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Why did the boy trip? A small explosion in the center of the earth caused by a hobo created a tsunami, causes a seagull to fly off in alarm. The seagull lands on a Smart Car, causing it to crash, which sends a signal off to a satellite in space. Because of this, a massive earthquake occurs. Oh, and the boy? There was a bowl of soup left carelessly on the ground.

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Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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Obama = ebola

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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