how much fish could a chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

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An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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