When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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While out looking for sex last week I met a hooker who looked like a rhino. I said to her, "Do you charge?" She said, "Sir, I am arresting you under the Street Offences Act 1959. You do not have to say anything. But it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something which you later rely on in court."

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what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. Why did Sally fall of the swings? She had no arms. Why didn't Jimmy help her up? Jimmy is a fish. There's a guy with no arms and no legs who loves to swim. What's his name? Bob. Ya know Bob's twin brother is in the same condition. He loves to play in the leaves. And what's his name? Russell. Why couldn't Sally swing on the swing? She had no arms. What did the girls mom tell her to do before she went to bed? Go to bed. How do you wake up Will Ferrell? You set his alarm clock to a reasonable hour. What did the fat man who had his car stolen tell the police? Someone stole my car.

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How many Jews does it take to bake a turkey using an oven, I don't know but it only takes one Jew to stuff one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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