- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

speak now or forever hold your pee

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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