Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

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What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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How many Soviet Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, in Soviet Russia, light bulbs are an unavailable commodity because the tyrannical government has called for a ban on unnatural illumination. A fact which is not lost on Mikhail, the light bulb maker whose wife died because his lack of business caused him to miss payments on his hospital bills.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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KNOCK KNOCK WHOSE THERE? AVOCADO AVOCADO WHO AVOCADO COLD THAT'S A RETARD JOKE HAHAHAHAHA GOOD 1

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A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

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Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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