- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

Yo Momma So Fat!

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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