- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

[Set up] [No punch line]

Yes

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Japan

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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