A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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quantum physics?

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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