- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

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