- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

V I T A M I N C !

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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