- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

binladin walks into the american seals

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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