- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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