- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

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