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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

What does greg and Ian have in common?

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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