Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

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A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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