- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

A man walks into a bar, and he died.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry he used lube.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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