- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

knock knock Goodbye

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

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