- Anti Joke

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Apple hates Blackberry.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.