- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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