How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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kkkk

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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your mom.

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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