What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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