- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

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