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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

A praying mantis is very graceful

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

You know whats annoying? Steve

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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