- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

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